Miss J-s

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This lady is of the middle stature, very plump and fresh coloured; her hair is of a dark brown, and her eyes hazel, her form is pleasing, and her manners unaffected; but whilst we are recommending her for her good qualities, let us endeavour to acquit ourselves of partiality by blending her faults with her charms: that no one, therefore, may be deceived in his connections with her, we beg leave to observe, that she is a sluggard in bed, and extremely addicted to drinking and blasphemous expressions; but, as the ones with her, the constant, attendant with the other, keep her from liquor, and you will not hear her blaspheme. Upon the whole, when sober, she is a tolerable companion. and when drunk, a perfect virago.