Miss Maria M-y

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I have heard a story of a person who paid the stipulated sum for embracement is a young lady who caught his fancy, when the began with all the art she was mistress of to be agreeable in her motions; but the ill natured brute gave her a blow on the face, swearing, damn'e madame, l paid to kiss you, not you to kiss me; if one of this temper was to fall in this lady's way, they would not very well please her, for she is so fond, that according to the old Scot's song, she'll ge twa' go's up to one go down, she is pretty, little, young, good eyes, and very agreeable.