Miss Fr-nc-s

What part of England gave this heroine birth, we are not acquainted with; but we know her parents must have embellished her mind with a good education, which gave her a particular attachment to books; and novel-reading (the direct enemy to virginity) soon taught our amorous girl the great use of the then hot-bed of nature; and, warmed with the fertile glow of youth, and impetuous desire, she soon rushed into the grand current of life, and presented on the Paphian stage, a beautiful fair complexiond girl, on the tempting verge of seventeen. The particular beauty of this blooming flower soon engaged the attention of the butterflies of renown; and as she knew the value of her charms, and the summer would not always remain, determined to make hay while the sun shone; and in a lucky hour, by a favourable glance, smote the heart of a certain nobleman, not a hundred miles from Berkley Square, who immediately put her in the actual possession of such a variety of tempting valuables, as proved a quite sufficient barter for her liberty; and she submitted to so close a confinement, that nothing but the grandeur and novelty of the change could have made supportable to one of so fertile and roving a disposition.

She very seldom makes her appearance in Hyde Park without his attendance, and is never seen in St. James's Park without being followed by her footman, till there are times and seasons, and where the youth has had the good fortune to appear deserving in her eyes, and the thinks is perfectly qualified to pay her a just demand for her favours, his wishes may not long remain ungratified. Servants of every sex are to be silenced with a bribe, and are never happier than when they are employed on the subject of intriguing ; and although Miss F----s has not made herself conspicuous more than nine months, the most accomplished veteran in the field of love is not a greater proficient in the art; and her intrigues are always contrived in so judicious a manner, that her enamorato shall be perfectly secure, and her keeper, void of suspicion. This lovely girl is now at her zenith of perfection, a very fair complexion, and a most amorous constitution, her eyes are of a lively love-darting blue, and particularly expressive; her hair a light brown; her shape genteel, elegant, and striking; and, to sum up the whole, is, either naked or dressed, or in bed or up, one of the first rate beauties the Paphian isle can boast of; and knowing that, sets a proportionable value on her favours.