Miss L-k-ns

This lady is about twenty years of age, middle stature, and rather inclined to the masculine; but as the epicene gender is adopted, in appearance at least, by both sexes, she is no ways disagreeable. Her complexion is dark, and her eyes and hair are nearly of the same hue.

Miss L— lost a very good friend in the late Lord C----, as he gave her every windfall in his department, which was not inconsiderable, for which she tickled his fancy in the most concupiscential point he could devise. Strange to tell, but extremely true, his caprice was entirely out of the common road; in plain English it was to have his eyes licked with a female tongue. It must, however, be acknowledged he was not afflicted with fore eyes, and though the pecuniary sauce was exquisite, there was no gravy thrown into the bargain,
Quels caprices ya ‘till an mande!