Miss Sh-ph-d

This lovely Patagonian descendent is a lively lass, in all the inviting bloom of eighteen, and has only kept a public office six months; her height is elegantly set off by a proportionable quantity of fat, which entitles her en bon point in the most luxurious sense of the word; the twin hillocks of delight are redundantly stocked with lactiferous tubes, and swell prominently rich with love's choicest sweets, forming for the head two pillars of the softest down; let the roving eye descend to Cupid's burnished grot below;

To tell the beauties of the place, How weak is human tongue, The noble fringe which it grace, In golden ringlets hung.

Her eyes are of a languishing azure, her teeth very good, her complexion of a delicate white, which, by the assistance of rouge, has the rose blended with the lily in a very voluptuous manner: a night's swim in this ocean of delight cannot be refused by the lovers of chearfulness and good humour, when they know it is procurable at the trifling expense of one pound one, but then it must be when her particular friend the Lawyer is not expected to give any interruption.